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turpentine

erase me whole


theforbiddenloser:

theforbiddenloser:

thespinesmoustache:

thespinesmoustache:

I’ve got my little sideburns back!

this picture is nearly three years old
think about this for a second
i don’t age

woah yeah seriously i thought this was taken today…

also…………dat jawline

i’m a big fan of dat jawline tbh

theforbiddenloser:

theforbiddenloser:

thespinesmoustache:

thespinesmoustache:

I’ve got my little sideburns back!

this picture is nearly three years old

think about this for a second

i don’t age

woah yeah seriously i thought this was taken today…

also…………dat jawline

i’m a big fan of dat jawline tbh

thespinesmoustache:

I’ve got my little sideburns back!

this picture is nearly three years old
think about this for a second
i don’t age

thespinesmoustache:

I’ve got my little sideburns back!

this picture is nearly three years old

think about this for a second

i don’t age

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

porrimmaryam:

HEY ANYONE WHO DYES HAIR i’ve been trying to grow my hair out lately but im so bored with it right now. i need a dye that doesn’t cause much damage to the hair… is manic panic good? i have a thing of it i haven’t used… but i just want to know if it damages the hair much.

manic panic is delightful. it smells pretty good and from what i’ve noticed it kinda makes my hair feel a little softer actually?

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risen-demon-girl:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Don’t anyone say it

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

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ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

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automatonic-wind-uptoy:

thespinesmoustache:

dAVID

I like how we all immediately know it just had to be David, lol.

well… who else would it be? i mean, he signed his name on it…

automatonic-wind-uptoy:

thespinesmoustache:

dAVID

I like how we all immediately know it just had to be David, lol.

well… who else would it be? i mean, he signed his name on it…

— Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

thoughtvomette:


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BRING IT ON

Bring it. 

(Source: murderousart)

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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