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turpentine

erase me whole


thingswhatareawesome:

mother-fucking-avengers:

cherizo:

growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.

FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME

 

Bunny and the Nipplets | "Nipple Sensitivity"

brady-is-wired-wrong:

bunnybennett im sorry but i made this out of boredom and i had to share it with the world blame thespinesmoustache

laterovaries:

natashi-san:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

Nature is awesome.

laterovaries:

natashi-san:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

image

[source]


I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

Nature is awesome.

— things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

wryan:

comealongraggedypond:

anghraine:

friendly reminder that Harry Potter

  1. at eleven, was described by his teachers as ‘bright’
  2. at the same age, according to the Sorting Hat: “Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes” and “You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head”
  3. mastered the challenging Patronus Charm at thirteen and proceeded to teach it at fifteen
  4. resisted the Imperius Curse at fourteen and soon learned to throw it off completely, even when cast by the incredibly powerful Voldemort
  5. also at fourteen, learned to cast a powerful Accio Charm
  6. at fifteen, was training other students
  7. at the same age, under extreme stress, tested as ‘exceeds expectations’ or ‘outstanding’ in every subject that required actual magic (including the dreaded Potions)
  8. same age, cast a briefly effective Cruciatus Curse
  9. at sixteen, became a star Potions student simply by following superior instructions
  10. at seventeen, successfully cast the Imperius Curse on his first try, and used it repeatedly
  11. at the same age, cast a successful Cruciatus Curse

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                     (via ginevvra)

This was great to read. When I say Harry was one of my favorite characters in Harry Potter, people look at me weird, like, “Did you even read the books bro?” Yes, I read the books, and Harry is such a great hero, he is very flawed, he makes mistakes, but he does the right thing and he triumphs and it’s very much an archetypical “hero’s journey,” but it’s the hero’s journey I was first exposed to and the one I know best. Be nice to Harry Potter.

nyo-kugelmugel:

ponies-n-things:

flovvercrownphan:

grawly:

what

was there even a windows 9

7 ate 9 I guess

listen here you little shit

nyo-kugelmugel:

ponies-n-things:

flovvercrownphan:

grawly:

what

was there even a windows 9

7 ate 9 I guess

listen here you little shit

bluedogeyes:

Princeless – Book One: Save Yourself (2012)

Story: Jeremy Whitley , art: M. Goodwin

Avaliable at comixology / amazon

technicolourprincess:

whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts

omgallenwolker asked: как сделать позвоночник Спайна? из аллюминия или из картона? пришить или проклепать?

davidmichaelbennett:

Google Translate helped me answer this.

Колючки сделаны из алюминия.
Они проводятся на жилет с болтами и молниями. :)

hammerhome asked: On a scale from 1-10, how obsessed with In The Flesh are you?

i wouldn’t say obsessed but i like it a LOT

(like to the point where i haven’t finished watching it because that means i’ll have to wait for new episodes and i can’t handle that)

hvngers:

I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping
do you see my dilemma

People say it’s unprofessional to have piercings and tattoos. I think it’s unprofessional to judge people by their personal decisions.

Subconscious thought that should be widely accepted (via hyliandude)